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Idiotic Table Terms Of Use

Don’t be afraid! This is a very simple, easy to read dreaded “Terms of Use”, or TOU, that every website is required to have so that you, the soon to be “User”, and me (John M. Kelly Jr.), the poor, intrepid website owner, can have an experience that is mutually enjoyable. By accessing and using this website (IdioticTable.com), you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provisions of this agreement. In addition, when using this website’s particular services, you shall be subject to any posted guidelines or rules applicable to such services, which may be posted and modified from time to time. All such guidelines or rules are hereby incorporated by reference into the TOU.

ANY PARTICIPATION IN THIS SITE WILL CONSTITUTE ACCEPTANCE OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO ABIDE BY THE ABOVE, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS SITE.

This site and its components are offered for informational purposes only; this site shall not be responsible or liable for the accuracy, usefulness or availability of any information transmitted or made available via the site, and shall not be responsible or liable for any error or omissions in that information. This site should be used in a responsible manner. Don’t drive while using it. If you’re walking around and using it on your cell phone, pay attention to your surroundings and take a seat.

We will never sell your email or contact information to anyone. Ever. Your information is yours, and will be held privately. Your passwords are encrypted. We recommend using a unique password to this site that you, and only you, know. We also recommend using a secondary email address, but one that you can obtain our activation email from!

We do need to pay the bills, and this site will have advertisements on it that are clearly marked as advertisements. We are picky about who and what we advertise.

By signing up, you are agreeing to these terms. Now play nice, and have fun!